True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
They want to call us monsters? Fine, we’ll act like m o n s t e r s.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
i hope manners is the next cool trend
@daniel_sharman: FlappyBird should come with insurance…And a phone case . Fuckin Ridiculous